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Profiter (Tuesday, 2010 September 7)

September 8th, 2010

School started yesterday. I wasn’t as prepared as I really should have been, since I was at a nightclub with Boris the night before, so I didn’t really have the energy to prepare solid lessons. It hardly mattered since there were hardly any students there. They were supposed to be there at 7:30 for the raising of the flag, and classes started at 8; many showed up at 8 or not at all. The raising of the flag was pushed back accordingly and the schedule was fucked up for the rest of the day.

The flag ceremony is where general announcements are made. The principal spoke briefly about how students needed to be there on time, and in uniform, and with short hair — girls and boys. The idea is that the less time you spend fussing with your hair, the more time you will be studying. To determine if your hair is too long, they take a pen (Bic, although stylo is more "French") and stick it into your hair. If it falls out, you’re fine. The principal also mentioned that the toilets were cleaned, and to use them; anyone caught shitting in the surrounding area would miss a whole day of class. He emphasized that if you shit in the field, and then it rains, you might pass on any gastrointestinal illnesses you have such as cholera, which is currently a big deal in the north. I found myself nodding at this sage advice.

I found myself enjoying class a bit more than I expected. I think this speaks to the fact that I needed more structure in my life. The first couple of classes were relatively small — a dozen students, twenty students — it’s only after the first pause when I had my third class (three students) that I got to that ennui point where I was just like "you don’t care and I don’t care so why are we here?" But the censeur (vice principal) said that if there is even one single student, I should give a lesson, so that the other students are encouraged to come. There were some other students hanging around from my next class (absent teacher? Pretty much everyone had gone home at this point) so I invited them in to join me, and that made it a little better. The lesson was supposed to be about networks, but we drifted because they wouldn’t/couldn’t answer the question of "what kind of information can you transmit over a network? .. OK, what kind of information can you store in a computer at all?" For homework I asked them to find me another type of information, tell me how it is transmitted, and who uses it. We’ll see if they actually come back with anything — at the end of class they had this kind of fuzzy half-confused look on their faces, but I’m hopeful that this will prompt them to think about something.

In the meantime one of my neighbors, who is also named Boris, has been seeking my help with computer-related stuff. He is the son of a fellow teacher, who is named Chantal (she teaches science). I believe this Boris is demonstrating another cultural concept in Cameroon, which is summarized with the French word profiter ("to take advantage of (an opportunity, etc)").. The word itself bothers me quite a bit, because it sounds too much like the English "profit" and thus selfish gain, but the idea seems to be much closer to the English "Well, as long as you’re here…". Even my host family suggested that while I was staying with them, it was necessary to take advantage of my laptop. So Boris is probably profiter‘ing also of my knowledge of computer stuff and even English. I don’t mind as much as I did in training — I’m here to help, and most of the time I’m not doing anything important, and I’m working with someone who has a computer in his home (i.e. already has a certain base level of knowledge and experience), and encouraging a self-starter. For me the experience is much like tutoring was — one-on-one, goal-directed sessions — and kind of enjoyable.

One of Boris’s projects is to fix one of the other computers in the neighborhood. Looks like it got so virus-infected that it just died. We don’t have a Windows CD (although we do seem to have an ISO), so I’m going to show him how to install a different operating system (since I happen to have a USB key ready) and we’ll see how that goes.

Bought a mattress today, and two pillows, with the help of the big Boris’s cousin Fabrice, who’s the one who was managing the Ubuntu room in Bafoussam. For a fairly large (1.40m x 1.90m) mattress of high quality, plus two high quality pillows, I paid 48,000 CFA. This does not include the frame itself, which I hope to get another day (perhaps next month; ha ha). Afterwards and during we naturally talked shop. It made me fairly happy to talk to someone who was actually an IT professional here. Apparently there’s a logiciel libre conference in Yaounde next week and he’s going. Naturally I am somewhat jealous.

I still need to work on my lessons for the rest of the week. Naturally I’m procrastinating. For troisieme and quatrieme I’m gonna give a crash/refresher course in Excel (so we can start doing lab sessions next week). For seconde I guess I’ll be like "So, let’s talk about Word again"; there’s really not much going on in their syllabus. Premieres get to do algorithms.. not sure how that’s going to play out. (DrPython?) Terminales just get a review of everything they’ve learned, so I’m completely at a loss there.

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Faire du sport (Tuesday, 2010 September 7)

September 7th, 2010

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An outfit I purchased for when I exert myself. The phrase "faire du sport" gets used a lot to mean "exercise". And hey, is that a math teacher moustache? Jesus, I look like I belong in the Village People. The outfit was 3,800 CFA (I bargained down from more.. 5 or 6 k) and the shorts have a waist that does not look like it will accomodate me (but I guess it does).

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Monnaie (Monday, 2010 September 6)

September 6th, 2010

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Coins. The flash wasn’t quite right on most of the photos I took of them. I ended up taking this picture with the camera upside down to get a decent exposure, and then rotated the picture. The smaller coins are the 5 CFA/10 CFA pieces. In terms of size, the 50 CFA coin is about the size of a nickel, and the "gold ring" 100 CFA coin is about the size of a quarter. The slightly bigger silver coin next to that is an older format of 100 CFA coin. The biggest coin of all is the "big format" 25 CFA piece, which is probably about the size of a silver dollar. On the other side, the 10 CFA coin is about the size of a dime, and it looks adorable after a few months of handling 50/100 CFA coins.

The smaller the currency here, the more useful, with 100 CFA being the most useful and large bills, like 5,000 and 10,000, being a pain in the ass to break. Most vendors you interact with day-to-day work at the scale of 50-150 CFA. (Today I bought two begniets and a caramel for 75 CFA.) In case of big bills, it’s useful to ask "Avez-vous la monnaie pour …?" ("Do you have change for …?") Monnaie can also mean coinage in general, like the word "change" in English.

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Compound (Saturday, 2010 September 4)

September 4th, 2010

This is the image of my "compound", the walled complex of buildings I sleep in. It’s pretty small — maybe 30 feet across. This is a panorama taken from my porch. Full size is about 4.4 MB.

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Prise de Service (Friday, 2010 September 3)

September 3rd, 2010

A photo of some teachers during our "taking of service" a couple days ago. J-C is wearing the brown suit jacket. In the background, the hills of Hauts-Plateaux.

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Soft drinks (Thursday, 2010 September 2)

September 3rd, 2010

Here’s another random photo, taken towards the end of training. Depicted are Allison, Jessica (who, though I took five pictures, is eating in all of them), and Peter.

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Naturally we noticed that the drinks could be sorted rainbetically [1]:

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The sodas are: Top Pamplemousse ("grapefruit", although it doesn’t taste much like grapefruit), Fanta, Top Grenadine (which, although everyone says it tastes like drinking syrup, I am fond of), and an empty Fanta.

[1] Term courtesy of my old college friend Meredith.

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Photo op (Wednesday, 2010 Sept 1)

September 1st, 2010

Testing something. In the meantime, here’s a picture of Vladimir.

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Fourmi (Wednesday, 2010 September 1)

September 1st, 2010

Got my schedule (emploi de temps) today. No big ceremony. 16 hours of teaching, Monday, Thursday and Friday. Could be worse. More on that later.

Today I would like to engage in a bit of Goal Three — sharing the culture here with you who are back home. The subject is ants (les fourmis). Mom asked what they do here about ants (a propos of the ants who found the candy in my suitcase), and I wanted to tell a story about my host family back at training. Mom, you may regret asking..

One day my family found a bunch of ants in the yard and I think in the house. "Attention! Ça pique!" ("Be careful! They bite!") I thought it was just my windowsill and that it was because I’d left out some candy wrappers, but apparently not. Apparently the ants come into the house to eat roaches (specifically I think the eggs/larvae). So it’s kind of a lesser-of-the-two-evils situation. Now, if the question is "roaches or ants", I’d vote for ants. But the ants can bite, whereas roaches are just deeply unsettling, so I guess my family was nonplussed about either.

The done thing in this circumstance is to burn them with oil. You pour on the oil, which is the same oil you use in your lamp, and then you set it on fire. You can also burn paper and drop the paper on the ants. We didn’t have any oil at the moment, so my host father wandered the premises spraying insecticide. I don’t really remember what happened after that — they didn’t all magically disappear — but I went to bed and the problem seemed to stop being there.

I have no desire to burn down my house (despite my efforts in the kitchen so far) so I’m just letting things go for the moment. I hope that now that I’ve removed the thing they’re interested in, they’ll chill out a bit (though it may take a few days).

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